80+ Lesbian Pick Up Lines to Find Your Perfect Match

80+ Lesbian Pick Up Lines to Find Your Perfect Match

Are you ready to add a touch of charm and humor to your search for love? Look no further! We’ve curated a collection of over 80 lesbian pick-up lines that are designed to help you find your perfect match. Whether you’re aiming to break the ice playfully or express your interest in a witty and creative way, these lines are bound to leave an impression.

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Prepare yourself to take your flirtation game to the next level, embrace your inner romantic, and let these charming lines pave the way for you to connect with that special woman who sets your heart on fire. If you have any other textual needs, just ask Arvin for help!

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Funny Lesbian Pick Up Lines

  • “I’ve lost my number can I have yours”
  • “Are you an appendix? Because I don’t know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out”
  • Say to them “Feel this” then get them to feel my arm and then say, ‘Girlfriend material’.
  • “I’ve got a magic watch on, and my magic watch tells me what colour underwear you’re wearing, I’ll just check it. Oh, that’s weird, it says you’re not wearing any underwear, it must be ten minutes fast.”
  • Throw an ice cube on the floor, and say “Well, now we’ve broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?”.
  • “Well, here I am, what are your other two wishes?”
  • “Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?”
  • “You look like my next girlfriend”
  • “Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry”
  • “Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.”
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Dirty Lesbian Pick Up Lines

  • “You remind me of a Happy Meal…because I’m going to make you come with a toy inside.”
  • “How do lesbians make love? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.”
  • “Nice legs! They’d look better on my shoulders.”
  • “Kiss me in the rain so I’ll be twice as wet.”
  • “Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.”
  • “Your face or mine?”
  • “I’ve got an oral exam later, can I practise with you?”
  • “Whenever I google where to eat out, your name always seems to come up”
  • “Are you autumn? Cause you’ll be coming soon!”
  • “You look busy, but please add me to your list of things to do.”
  • “I’m looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?”
  • “Nice legs, when do they open?”
  • “Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.”
  • “Wanna play rock paper scissors?”

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Flirty Lesbian Pick Up Lines

  • Is your mother looking for a daughter-in-law?
  • Do you listen to Girl in Red?
  • I have so many knives and forks, but I’m looking for a little spoon.
  • I need to get some fresh air – you just took my breath away.
  • I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you instead?
  • I’m an organ donor – want my heart?
  • *Fall into them* Sorry, I can’t walk straight!
  • I think there’s something wrong with my phone…you’re isn’t in it.
  • I’m researching the important dates in history, would you like to be mine?
  • They should suspend your license for driving all these girls crazy.
  • Forget about Superwoman and Wonderwoman, I want to be your woman.
  • Wanna go to a Fletcher concert together?
  • Let me tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
  • My friends bet I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl here. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
  • I must be dancing with the devil because you’re hot as hell.
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Clean Lesbian Pick Up Lines

  • “You’re right, I’m bisexual. Can I bi you a shot?”
  • “I bet your permit got revoked for driving all these girls crazy.”
  • “When I’m around you I can’t think straight.”
  • “Are you a WiFi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.”
  • “Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?”
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
  • “If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”
  • “OMG! You’ve really nice fingers.”
  • “I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.”
  • “Has anybody ever let you know that you have a surprise ass?”
  • “B*tch, you so fine, I’ll tap that.”
  • “Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.”
  • “Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!”
  • “Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.”
  • “I like my men like I like my coffee….I don’t like coffee.”
  • “If I could, I’d get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you’d have to sit on my face.”
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Cringe Lesbian Pick Up Lines

  • “Let’s flip a coin! Heads you’re mine. Tails I’m yours!”
  • “If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.”
  • “Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.”
  • “So you’re still straight? Have you met me?”
  • “Hi, can I buy you that book? (No.) You’re right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.”
  • “I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.”
  • “Excuse me, but I think the stars tonight are outshone by your smile.”
  • “Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!”
  • “It’s a good thing that same-sex marriage is legal here because I’m already planning our wedding.”
  • “Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?”
  • “Hey, can I borrow your lipstick and your lips?”

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Tired of the same old clichés? These lines will make your crush pause and maybe even burst into laughter. Are you ready for a delightful adventure in love? Dive in and let your imagination run wild and take the dating world by storm.

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How to flirt with a girl as a lesbian?

Give them eye contact, little touches, tell them they’re cute, be silly towards them.

How to text your lesbian crush?

1. Ask First. When you get her number, ask if it’s okay to text.
2. Keep it short. Keep it to a few hundred characters.
3. Start simple.
4. Use Discretion.
5. Don’t Drink and Text.
6. Keep an Eye on the Clock.
6. Keep It Fun and Flirty.
7. Don’t Diss Your Friends.

How to compliment a woman as a lesbian?

1. Know Your Goal.
2. Gauge Her Comfort Level.
3. Be Careful When Complimenting Someone’s Appearance.
4. Use Gender-Neutral Compliments If You’re Not Sure.
5. Be Specific (Tell Them WHY)
6. Make Sure They Know You’re Flirting.
7. Compliment More Than Just Her Appearance.
8. Don’t Be Creepy With Strangers.

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