153 Top-Picked Funny Would You Rather Questions [2024]

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Funny Would You Rather Questions

1. Would you rather always have a mullet haircut or a ponytail haircut?
2. Would you rather always have bad gas or always have really dry mouth?
3. Would you rather be a high school teacher or a clown?
4. Would you rather be forced to dance all day, every day, until you get a perfect score on “Dancing with the Stars”, or be forced to eat mashed potatoes until you get a perfect score on “Beat the Chefs”?
5. Would you rather be forced to listen to the same 10 songs on repeat for the rest of your life or forced to watch the same 5 movies on repeat for the rest of your life?
6. Would you rather go without shampoo for the rest of your life or toothpaste for the rest of your life?
7. Would you rather have a time machine or a teleporter?
8. Would you rather have to always hop around on one foot or have to always squat?
9. Would you rather have to speak in rhyme for the rest of your life or have to speak in riddles for the rest of your life?
10. Would you rather have to use chopsticks every day for the rest of your life or use a fork?
11. Would you rather have to write everything you say out by hand or only be able to speak in rhymes?
12. Would you rather listen to an annoying laugh for a whole day or get tickled for one hour?
13. Would you rather lose the ability to cry or cry every day for 20 minutes randomly?

Captivating & Funny Would You Rather Questions

1. Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?
2. Would you rather have telekinesis (the ability to move things with your mind) or telepathy (the ability to read minds)?
3. Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?
4. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear?
5. Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?
6. Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?
7. Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
8. Would you rather be chronically under-dressed or overdressed?
9. Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or for everyone you know to have access to your Internet history?
10. Would you rather lose your sight or your memories?
11. Would you rather have universal respect or unlimited power?
12. Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the Internet for the rest of your life?
13. Would you rather swim in a pool full of Nutella or a pool full of maple syrup?
14. Would you rather labor under a hot sun or extreme cold?
15. Would you rather stay in during a snow day or build a fort?

Intriguing Would You Rather Questions

1. Would you rather buy 10 things you don’t need every time you go shopping or always forget the one thing that you need when you go to the store?
2. Would you rather never be able to go out during the day or never be able to go out at night?
3. Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?
4. Would you rather be 11 feet tall or nine inches tall?
5. Would you rather have Beyoncé’s talent or Jay-Z’s business acumen?
6. Would you rather be an extra in an Oscar-winning movie or the lead in a box office bomb?
7. Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you?
8. Would you rather communicate only in emoji or never be able to text at all ever again?
9. Would you rather be royalty 1,000 years ago or an average person today?
10. Would you rather wear the same socks for a month or the same underwear for a week?
11. Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend a full day with your mother-in-law?
12. Would you rather cuddle a koala or pal around with a panda?
13. Would you rather have a sing-off with Ariana Grande or a dance-off with Rihanna?
14. Would you rather always have B.O. and not know it or always smell B.O. on everyone else?

Top Funny Would You Rather Questions

1. Would you rather always have an eyelash in your eye or always have a hair in your butt crack?
2. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
3. Would you rather not be able to control your laughter, or not be able to control your tears?
4. Would you rather only be able to speak in riddles or have to sing every sentence?
5. Would you rather have to communicate only in emojis for a day or speak in rhyme for a week?
6. Would you rather have to communicate solely through interpretive dance for a day or speak only in puns for a week?
7. Would you rather turn into E.T. or an alien from Space Jam every night?
9. Would you rather be as tall as you are wide or as wide as you are tall?
10. Would you rather have to swim everywhere you go or bear crawl?
11. Would you rather have to shake hands with yourself every time you meet someone or offer your foot to them as a handshake?
12. Would you rather steam out of your ears like a train every time you’re mad or bark like a dog when you’re excited?
13. Would you rather shed pixie dust or stick to every surface?
14. Would you rather wear three hats at all times or never wear socks at all?
15. Would you rather wrangle a four-legged octopus or an eight-legged poodle?

Gross & Funny “Would You Rather” Questions

1. Would you rather have sticky fingers forever or dusty Cheeto fingers forever?
2. Would you rather eat a tube of chapstick for breakfast every morning or eat every bug you see for the rest of your life?
3. Would you rather sweat maple syrup or cry Fanta soda?
4. Would you rather have to eat your used Band-Aids or never wash your hair?
5. Would you rather be baby-birded by a stranger every time you eat or only eat cat food for the rest of your life?
6. Would you rather have mud squelching between your toes or coffee dripping from your nose?
7. Would you rather have your entire body turn lime green whenever you’re nauseous or fuchsia whenever you’re embarrassed?
8. Would you rather accidentally swallow a spider or a moth?
9. Would you rather have oven mitts for arms or cucumbers for legs?
10. Would you rather your hands shrink like a cotton shirt in the drier when you get hot or have them deflate into boneless flesh balloons when you get cold?
11. Would you rather have a toe the size of a foot or a finger the size of a hand?
12. Would you rather have an ear for a mouth or have mouths for ears?
13. Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?
14. Would you rather be without elbows or be without knees?
15. Would you rather have your arms dangle to the floor because they’re really long or because you’re really short?
16. Would you rather know when you’re going to lose a finger or know how you’re going to lose a finger?
17. Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or a golf ball?

Toughest “Would You Rather” Questions

1. Would you rather have the hiccups every day for the rest of your life or feel like you have to sneeze but be unable to for the rest of your life?
2. Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made of sandpaper?
3. Would you rather be covered in scales or be covered in fur?
4. Would you rather never know where you’re going or never know what time you’re leaving?
5. Would you rather have to speak in rhymes or riddles for the rest of your life?
6. Would you rather hop everywhere or skip everywhere?
7. Would you rather perform ballet in concrete shoes or play soccer with no knees?
8. Would you rather shriek every time you laugh or snort every time you cry?
9. Would you rather have all your dreams live-streamed on Instagram or have your most embarrassing moments go viral on TikTok?
10. Would you rather have someone 24/7 live screaming your every thought or have everything you do live-streamed on Instagram?
11. Would you rather the other person get a text notification every time you’ve read their message or have to manually sign into every app every time?
12. Would you rather have your favorite celebrity follow you or like one of your posts?
13. Would you rather give up all social media or all streaming services?
14. Would you rather never be able to use Google or Instagram again?
15. Would you rather exclude your best friend from your MySpace Top 8 or be excluded from your crush’s?
16. Would you rather only see dancing videos or OOTDs on your FYP?
17. Would you rather have one million followers or one follower?

Funny “Would You Rather” Questions About Fighting

1. Would you rather fight 500 ostriches or one T-rex?
2. Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
3. Would you rather fight a tiger or a bear?
4. Would you rather fight a chicken every time you get in your vehicle or an orangutan with a broadsword once a year?
5. Would you rather fight a dozen 5-year-olds or five 12-year-olds?
6. Would you rather turn into a dolphin every time you swim or a bird every time you jump?
7. Would you rather be able to speak to animals, but they all have annoying voices, or be able to speak any language but only while wearing a chicken costume?
8. Would you rather milk a cow or shear a sheep?
9. Would you rather rollerblade into a bear den or water-ski over a shark tank?
10. Would you rather be able to climb a tree like a squirrel or dig burrows like a mole?
11. Would you rather be kept awake at night by a dog barking or be woken up early by a rooster calling?
12. Would you rather hug a koala bear or a panda?
13. Would you rather have a pet parrot that only repeats embarrassing moments from your past or a pet squirrel that steals your socks every day?
14. Would you rather pet a tarantula or a snake?

“Would You Rather” Questions For Couples

1. Would you rather your partner constantly be running 15 minutes late or a half hour early?
2. Would you rather have kids or travel the world?
3. Would you rather stay in for every date night or go out for every date night?
4. Would you rather outlive your partner or have your partner outlive you?
5. Would you rather have regularly scheduled date nights or be spontaneous?
6. Would you rather I become best friends with my ex, or best friends with yours?
7. Would you rather have a partner who is always honest but critical or one who tells white lies to spare your feelings?
8. Would you rather celebrate lots of little relationship milestones or just one big one every year?
9. Would you rather have a partner with a possibly life-threatening job or a totally time-consuming job?

Funny “Would You Rather” Questions About Money

1. Would you rather sell an organ or empty out your entire bank account?
2. Would you rather have money to burn or time to kill?
3. Would you rather win a million dollars or earn a million dollars?
4. Would you rather be a millionaire or have your dream job that doesn’t pay well?
5. Would you rather get rich in a way that upsets your family or just make enough money to live?
6. Would you rather have a major pay raise or move to the place of your dreams?
7. Win $10,000 or have your best friend win $100,000?
8. Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a donkey or a giraffe?
9. Would you rather be able to control animals or be able to see into the future?
10. Would you rather be able to shrink down to the size of an ant or grow to the size of a skyscraper?
11. Would you rather be famous on the internet or in real life?
12. Would you rather take care of the Beast from Beauty and the Beast for the rest of your life or have Gaston as your boyfriend?
13. Would you rather wear a constantly changing outfit or a constantly changing hairstyle?
14. Would you rather wear a green leprechaun hat every day or fairy wings?

“Would You Rather” Questions About Entertainment

1. Would you rather watch horror movies or cartoons?
2. Would you rather give up your cell phone or your video games?
3. Would you rather only watch Pixar movies or only watch Disney movies?
4. Would you rather go on a game show or a reality show?
5. Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance along to every song you hear?
6. Would you rather be able to teleport or fly?
7. Would you rather be able to read people’s minds or tell the future?
8. Would you rather have the power to change the past or control the future?
9. Would you rather be able to read minds but can’t turn it off or never be able to lie?
10. Would you rather have a pause or rewind person in your life?

“Would You Rather” Questions About Friends

1. Would you rather be the only one drunk at a party or the only one sober?⁠
2. Would you rather have three great friends or 20 average friends?
3. Would you rather lose all of your friends but keep your BFF, or lose your best friend but keep the rest of your buds?
4. Would you rather have people spread a terrible lie about you or have people spread terrible but true tales about you?
5. Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor and popular?
6. Would you rather be beloved by the general public but your family and friends hate you, or be hated by the general public but your family and friends love you?
7. Would you rather have tons of mediocre friends or one really loyal dog?
8. Would you rather have everyone you know be able to read your thoughts or everyone you know have access to your internet history?
9. Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your ex and their partner, or with your partner and their ex?
10. Would you rather make a movie about your most embarrassing moment or publish your diary?
11. Would you rather never speak to your ex again or become good friends?
12. Would you rather show friends every photo on your phone or read out loud every text you’ve sent this week?
13. Would you rather wear the same outfit for a year or switch closets with someone of your mother’s choice?
14. Would you rather wear only gold or silver for the rest of your life?
15. Would you rather wear only DIY clothing or neon onesies printed with texts from your mom for a month?
16. Would you rather wear a hula hoop for an earring or dental floss for underwear for a year?

Conclusion

We trust these funny “Would You Rather?” questions have unveiled some unexpected reactions among your group. These queries are perfect for planning a themed night. Feel free to inject them with your own comedic flair. Recall, the most cherished memories emerge from the joy of good company and spirited exchanges.

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