300+ Funny Work Jokes to Brighten Your Office Mood

Looking to bring more laughter and positive vibes to your workplace? Gossip is good but what is better? A collection of funny work jokes!

We all know humor is a powerful tool. It can transform a stressful meeting into a brainstorming session, break the ice with new employees, and even make those stressful customer service calls a little more bearable. Therefore, we have here for you a variety of funny work jokes that take a jab on everything from meetings to popular corporations. Come have a break with us!

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Funny Work Jokes– Job roles

• A car breaks down in the middle of the road
  Computer engineer –  I’ve seen this a million times before, just shut all the windows and restart it!
• What’s the difference between a spider and a web designer?
  The spider likes bugs on their web.
• Why do librarians hate tennis?
  Too much racket.
• Teacher: Give me a sentence which includes the words, Defence, Defeat, Detail.
  Charlie: When a horse jumps over defense, defeat goes first and then detail.
• Why was the doctor always calm?
  Because he had a lot of patients.
• Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
  They view it as a waist of space.
• What do you call an astronomer with the stomach flu?
  A gastrophysicist.
• I’m a great bookkeeper.
  I’ve had to take out my simcard to stop the phone calls asking for their books back.
• What do good doctors and bad doctors have in common?
  Their patients don’t come back.
• Why did the philosophy professor quit his job when his pencil broke?
  Because it was pointless.

Funny Work Jokes – Job Interviews

• Interviewer: Do you have any experience?
  Applicant: Yes, this is my 20th interview.
• Interviewer: How do you explain this 4-year gap on your resume?
  Applicant: That’s when I went to Yale.
  Interviewer: That’s impressive. You are hired.
  Applicant: Thanks. I really needed this Yob.
• Interviewer: What’s your name?
  Applicant: Hired.
  Interviewer: You’re Hired?
  Applicant: Thanks! When do I join?
• Interviewer: How many years were you employed in your last role?
  Applicant: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.
• Interviewer: What’s your worst quality?
  Applicant: Honesty.
  Interviewer: I don’t think honesty is a bad trait.
  Applicant: I don’t care what you think.
• Interviewer: We’re looking for someone responsible.
  Applicant: Well, I’m your man. In my last job, they said I was responsible whenever anything went wrong.
• Interviewer: How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?
  Applicant: I Excel at it.
  Interviewer: Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?
  Applicant: Word.
• Interviewer: Why do you expect such a high salary when you have no experience in this field?
  Applicant: Well, the job is much harder when you don’t know what you’re doing.
• Interviewer: What drives you?
  Applicant: The bus mostly.
  Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?
  Applicant: Missing the bus.
• Interviewer: Why did you quit your job at Nike?
  Applicant: I just couldn’t do it anymore.‍

Jokes for Your Boss

• What is the best way to criticize your boss?Very quietly, so he cannot hear you.
• Hey Boss, why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? They took a day off.
• I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise….My boss asked “what companies? “Gas, water and electricity company.
• My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke.So I put my paycheck as the first slide.
• My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets.I told him I Excel at it.
• Hey Boss, what’s the flower business when it’s going really well? Blooming.
• Hey Boss, I hung a picture up on the wall the other day. Some would say that I nailed it.
• A supervisor’s comment on an employee evaluation. He’s never been very successful. When opportunity knocks, he complains about the noise.
• Boss: This is the third time you’ve been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?Me: That it’s only Wednesday
• My boss calls me “The computer”Not because of my calculation skills but because I go to sleep when left unattended for 15 minutes.
• Boss: Can you work this weekend?Me: Yeah no worries but I’ll probably be a bit late as public transport is slow on weekends.Boss: What time will you get here?Me: Monday.
• An employee asks his boss, “Can I have two weeks off for Christmas?” His boss replied, “It’s May…”, to which the employee responded,”Oh, sorry. May I have two weeks off for Christmas?”
• My boss said to me, “You’re the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?”I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”

One-liners Work Jokes

• I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places – he told me to stop going to those places.
• This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
• Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you’re a mile away, and you have their shoes.
• I was at the park wondering why this frisbee kept getting bigger… and then it hit me.
• Two fish in a tank, one looks at the other and says, “How do you drive this thing?”
• Evening news is where they begin with “Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
• When I met my now wife, I asked if she was vegetarian because she really loved animals. She responded, “No, I just really hate vegetables.”
• I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is “Goodbye.”
• I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
• My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
• My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
• Have you heard about the guy who stole the calendar?! Well, he got 12 months!

Corny Jokes

• What does a vegan zombie like to eat? Graaains.
• What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saw-us!
• Assistant: So what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that it all fits?
  The person who invented public bathroom stalls: Can’t stress how unimportant that part is
• Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them… love means NOTHING!
• What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk.
• What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation? The gravy train
• Two whales walk into a pub.
  They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?”
  The second one turns to the first and says, “Shut up Fred, you’re drunk.”
• What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
• What did the right eye say to the left eye? Honestly, between you and me something smells.
• Why don’t scientists trust Atoms? They make up everything.
• What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller? Spot!
• Why it is hard for a communist to tell a joke? It’s not funny until everyone gets it.
• What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter

Jokes Referencing Celebrities, Movies, and Games

• Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
• If Bert Newton was a butcher…how would he introduce his wife? Meat Patty!
• What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian Bale.
• What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim-denim-denim
• Why can’t Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won’t submit.
• How does Lady Gaga like her steak? (sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww
• What’s Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1
• Did you know that the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is only ever a whim away? A whim away… a whim away…
• Why didn’t the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? I asked him and he said, “I still love vista, baby.”

Funny Work Jokes – Salary

• Why don’t philosophers get salaries?
  They get food for thought.
• Who earns his salary without working a single day?
  A night watchman.
• Why did the programmer quit his job?
  Because he didn’t get arrays (a raise).
• On one hand, I get my salary. On the other hand, it goes away.
  I think I am just a payment gateway.
• Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
  Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Why do you still work as a mailman despite a low salary?
  It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.
• Why did the salary go to school?
  To improve its cents of humor!
• HR: We offer a competitive salary.
  Applicant: How much?
  HR: Don’t worry. It’s competitive. Tell me, what skills do you have?
  Applicant: Oh, I have amazing skills!
  HR: Can you tell me a bit more about them?
  Applicant: Don’t worry. They are amazing.
• Physical Trainer: How many hours of cardio do you usually get in a month?
  Jack: I do cardio every day except the first day of the month.
  Physical Trainer: How?
  Jack: I run out of money every day after the payday.‍
• What will happen if the Earth starts rotating 30 times faster?
  We will receive our salaries daily.
• Friend: Let’s eat out today.
  Me: No, I’m on a diet.
  Friend: What diet?
  Me: I am on a new diet called ‘I have 10 dollars of my salary left till Friday.’

Funny Work Jokes – Corporate vocabulary

• Performance:
  Boss: Do you have ideas to improve the work performance in the office?
  Me: How about a nap room?
• Review:
  Why didn’t aliens visit our Solar system yet?
  Because they saw the reviews and it only had one star.
• Training:
  Sergeant: I didn’t see you at camouflage training.
  Private: Thank you, sir!
• Team work:
  Team work is important.
  It helps to put the blame on someone else.
• Tasks:
  How do storms complete tasks?
  With GUSTo.
• Spreadsheets:
  I’m not just good at making spreadsheets.
  I Excel at it.
• Report:
  A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.
  Upon leaving the man’s apartment, the officer found the man’s bag at the bottom of the stairwell.
  It was a brief case.
• War room
  Manager: We’ve encountered a bug on the project due tomorrow. The war room has been opened.
  Fresher: Hey, I didn’t know we work for the military too!
• Bridge call
  Intern at Google: Hi, can you look into this for me?
  Co-worker: Hey, I’m on the bridge.
  Intern: But I saw you in the office minutes ago. Wait, we also have a bridge in this office?
• MoM
  Junior: I have completed the task you assigned me. What should I work on next?
  Manager: Thanks. Please send me the MOM.
  Junior on call: Hey Mom! Boss wants to meet you. Guess he liked my work!
• MOD
  CEO to fresher: Where’s the MOD?
  Fresher: In the Excel sheet, Sir.‍
• Circle back
  Why did the circle never worry about losing an argument?
  Because it always knew it could just circle back!‍
• Follow up
  Why did the follow-up email go to therapy?
  Because it had major abandonment issues!
• Deadlines
  I love deadlines.
  I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

Knock-knock Funny Work Jokes

• Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Déja. (Déja who?) Knock knock.
• Knock knock. (Who’s there?) To (To who?) It’s “to whom.”
• Knock knock. (Who’s there?) Doorbell repair man.
• Knock knock. (Who’s there?) You. (You who?) Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?

Funny Work Jokes to Share with Your Colleagues

• What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
• Just re-watched Benjamin Button, again. Never gets old.
• Why was the scarecrow awarded a Nobel prize?Because he was outstanding in his field.
• Hey Europe, you look like you’ve lost some POUNDS.
• What do you call Batman and Robin after a steamroller went over them?Flatman and Ribbon.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes?Fsssshhhhhh!
• Did you hear about that actress that stabbed herself? Reece…Witherspoon?No, it was with her knife!
• My friend Phillip had his lip removed last weekNow we just call him Phil
• What do you call a lion who is feeling dandy?A Dandelion.
• Where do bad rainbows go?Prism, it’s a light sentence.
• What do you call a haunted chicken?A poultry-geist
• Now matter how much you push the envelope,…… it’ll still be stationery.
• A man rushed into a Doctor’s surgery, shouting “help me please, I’m shrinking” The Doctor calmly said, “now settle down a bit”…..”you’ll just have to learn to be a little patient”
• What time is it when the town’s most beloved knight is gone?Mourning.
• My friends think I’m a magician when I make chocolate disappear…But little do they know, I’ve got a few Twix up my sleeve…
• Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?The stock market.

Funny Work Jokes – Meetings

• Zoom meetings are basically seances with the living.
  Brian, are you there? Make a sound if you can hear us. Is anyone with you? Can you hear us?
• I told a joke at a Teams meeting at work today. Nobody laughed.
  Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.
• Lion: You’re late. We said to meet at sunset.
  Giraffe: I can still see the sun you midget.
• You can learn a lot in meetings. I do, at least.
  Like, did you know you can make a pretty cool S by bending a paper clip once?
• What do you call a bunch of employees caught sleeping in a meeting?
  A Dream Team.
• What do you call a quick video conference?
  A zoom-zoom-zoom Zoom.
• How does a manager exercise at the office?
  By “running” meetings.
• Why did the manager bring a pencil to the meeting?
  In case they needed to “draw” conclusions.
• How did the manager become a chess expert?
  They mastered the art of “board” meetings.
• Why don’t cats like online meetings?
  Because there are too many mouses.
• Me: This show is boring.
  Boss: Again, this is a Zoom conference!
• Why was the meeting like a broken pencil?
  It had no point!
• Why was the math book sad at the meeting?
  Because it had too many problems!
• Why don’t ghosts like meetings?
  Because they have a hard time keeping their spirits up!
• Why did the coffee file a police report?
  It got mugged at the meeting!
• What do you call a meeting that’s gone off-track?
  A “bored” meeting!

Punny Jokes

• Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
• I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
• How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool.
• What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!!!!
• What’s the difference between a well-dressed cyclist and a scruffy guy on a tricycle? A tire.
• Why should you wear glasses to maths class? Because it helps with division.
• I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
• Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C.
• Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.
• A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a………… pint of beer please.”
  The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?”
  The bear replies, “Well, I’ve always had ’em!”
• Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
• Why did the birthday boy wrap himself in paper? He wanted to live in the present.
• What does a house wear? A dress.
• Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.
• Why didn’t the bike want to go anywhere? Because it was two-tired!
• Want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it’s too cheesy!
• Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all of the solutions!
• Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there!
• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
• Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.

Funny Work Jokes– Monday

• What is Monday created for?
  To do all the work that you didn’t do on Friday!
• Why did Sunday win the battle against Monday?
  Because Monday is a weekday.
• What do you call a person that is happy on a Monday?
  Unemployed.
• Manager – The task is due Monday.
  Employee – Can I get an extension?
  Manager –  No worries. The task is due Monday.xls.
• Boss: Can you work this weekend?
  Employee: Yeah no worries but I’ll probably be a bit late as public transport is slow on weekends.
  Boss: What time will you get here?
  Employee: Monday.
• Why do odd numbers hate the day after Monday?
  Because it’s two’s day.
• What is the shortest corporate horror story?
  Monday.
• What’s the most depressing sound on Monday?
  Alarm clocks!
• One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours.
  The same as one Monday on Earth.
• What is the best part about Mondays?
  The end.
• What day of the week are demons most tired?
  De-Monday!
• Why does Gordon Ramsay not like WWE on Monday Nights?
  Because it’s RAW!
• What is easy on a Monday morning?
  Rolling out of bed.
  What is difficult?
  Getting up off the floor!

Jokes with Dry Humor

• What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?A can’t opener!
• There are three types of people in the world:Those who can count and those who can’t.
• Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
• Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?He pasta-way.
• I sold my vacuum the other day.All it was doing was collecting dust.
• What is Forrest Gump’s email password?1forrest1
• Did you hear about the guy who invented the “knock-knock” joke?He won the “no-bell” prize.
• Two windmills are standing on a farm.
  One asks, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I am a big metal fan.”
• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
• Asked my wife what seats she wanted in the cinema. She said she wanted back seats.I said, “Honey, every seat is for your back.”
• Did you hear the story about the claustrophobic astronaut?He just needed some space.
• Have you heard the rumor about butter?Never mind, I shouldn’t be spreading it.
• That’s a pretty good ceiling. It’s not the best, but it’s up there!
• Name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense.What do you mean, they all make scents!
• Where does the sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
• What’s the leading cause of dry skin? Towels.
• I got fired from my job at the bank today.An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Funny Work Jokes – Remote work

• What is the anthem of remote workers titled?
  ‘Can you hear me now?’
• Why can heart surgeons exclusively work from home?
  Because home is where the heart is.
• I just saw a burglar kicking his door in. I asked “What are you doing ?”
  He said, “Working from home”.
• Client: “No! This is unacceptable. I want to speak to one of your superiors.”
  Me: “Mom!”
• Day 1: This will be fantastic. I get to stay inside and eat toast on a paper towel.
  Day 8: Engages in conversation with a lamp.
• Boss: Why are you late for our Zoom meeting?
  Me: You won’t believe the network traffic!
• Boss: What is interfering with your enjoyment of working from home?
  Me: Work.
• How do people in the Navy work from home?
  They play battleship.
• Boss: What are you working on?
  Me: Trying not to aggravate my partner in my 4th month of working from home.
  Boss: Okay I’ll check again with you next week.
• Started working from home recently building boats in my attic…
  Sails are through the roof.
• Why did the remote worker bring a ladder to the virtual meeting?
  Because they heard it was a “high-level” discussion!
• I miss the office so much.
  I printed out my coworker’s LinkedIn photos and placed them around my living room just to feel normal.
• My favorite part of working from home?
  The commute from my bed to my desk – it’s a real marathon!
• Why did the remote worker get locked out of their house?
  Because they kept trying to log in!
• Working from home has turned me into a morning person.
  Now I wake up five minutes before my first meeting!

Funny Work Jokes – Leaves & holidays

• I decided to leave work an hour early today.
  The flight attendants started freaking out when I grabbed my parachute though.
• You call the day before a holiday “eve” ; what do you call the day after a holiday?
  In sick.
• Me: I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.
  Boss: You have a wee cough?
  Me: Wow, thanks boss, see you next Wednesday!
• I took some days off from work to break my personal sleep record.
  Unfortunately my family has not been supportive of my “dreams”.
• Why don’t photons carry suitcases on vacation?
  They travel light.
• I asked my boss, “Can I get two weeks off in December?”
  Boss: It’s May.
  Me: Sorry. May I get two weeks off in December?
• Walmart is giving away dead batteries for the holidays.
  Free of charge.
• What’s a superhero’s favourite holiday destination?
  Cape town.
• “I have to leave work,” I told my boss, “my wife is stuck in a house fire!”
  “But you’re a fireman…” he replied.
• I’ve been sent on an indefinite leave from my job at the bank today.
  An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
• There is no better vacation than…
  My boss being on vacation.‍

Safe for Work Jokes

• What kind of dogs love car racing?Lapdogs.
• My favorite word is “drool.”It just rolls off the tongue.
• I’m terrified of elevators……so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
• What do you call a factory that sells passable products?Satisfactory.
• What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?It gets toad.
• I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said,“I want you to try and sell this to me.”So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building, and went home. Eventually, he called my cell phone and said, “Bring back my laptop!”
• What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?I don’t know and I don’t care.
• What do you call bears with no ears?B.
• The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
• What kind of bear has no teeth?A gummy bear.
• What kind of shoes do robbers wear?Sneakers.
• I broke my finger last week.On the other hand, I am ok.
• To err is human, to blame it on someone else is management.
• How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?Ten-tickles.
• Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself?It was two tired.
• What did one stranger say to the other? Nothing. They didn’t know each other.

Funny Work Jokes – Popular Companies

• Why did Apple drop plans to make cars?
  Because it realized that cars require windows.
• What is Samsung CEO’s favorite movie?
  Guardians of the Galaxy.
• What do you call 2 monkeys that share an Amazon account?
  Prime mates.
• Why doesn’t George R. R. Martin use Twitter?
  He killed all 140 characters.
• Why was the bodybuilder banned from Walmart?
  Because he was shoplifting.
• What do you call someone who identifies a disease by reading about symptoms on Google?
  Google Doc.
• What will Tesla name their electric lawnmower?
  E-Lawn.
• Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?
  He wanted to get his Car tuned.
• Why was the Pepsi employee fired?
  He tested positive for coke.
• Apparently, Pfizer is now selling a pill that treats skepticism.
  But I’m not buying it.
• Canon to release a new camera.
  Sadly it can’t focus.
• If Netflix ran the world, a year would only be 6 months.
  Because it would end after 2 seasons.
• What sound does a Nintendo police car make?
  Wii-U Wii-U Wii-U.
• Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?
  Because he lost his filling.
• My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films.
  He forgot to show Up.
• My old school was sponsored by IKEA.
  Assembly took ages.
• You better start brushing your teeth, son!
  Oral-B very mad!

Funny office jokes – Mixed bag

• Why was the computer late to work?
  Because it had a hard drive.‍‍
• Why did the computer sneeze?
  It had a virus.‍
• Did you hear about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground?
  It was a knot-for-profit.‍
• What would Spider-Man and Wonder Woman name their business?
  Amazon Web Services.‍
• Boss: You’re 4 hours late! What’s the matter?
  Employee: I fell from the 2nd floor this morning.
  Boss: That’s 20 feet tall! It shouldn’t take you more than 5 seconds!‍
• Why did the banker switch careers?
  Because he lost interest!‍
• Did you hear about the ruler factory that went out of business?
  They just couldn’t measure up to the competition.‍
• Why did the headless horseman go into business?
  He wanted to get ahead in life.‍
• How does NASA organize a party?
  They planet.‍
• What is an alien’s favorite place on a computer?
  The space bar.‍
• Why did the employee bring a shovel to work?
  Because they heard it was a great way to dig through all the paperwork!‍
• How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None, that’s a hardware issue.‍
• My laptop was making funny noises today, it sounded like it was singing.
  Probably because it’s a Dell.‍

Tech and IT Jokes

• Why did the computer go to art school? To improve its graphic design.
• Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
• How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? You console it.
• Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t see sharp.
• Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
• What’s a programmer’s favorite dance? The algo-rhythm.
• How do you know your software is user-friendly? When the user isn’t an enemy.
• What’s a coder’s favorite tea? Java.
• How does a coder apologize? They commit to making changes.
• Why was the database administrator so good at his job? He had great table manners.

Health and Wellness Humor

• Why did the computer take its hat off? Because it had a bad hair day.
• Why don’t we ever stress-eat at work? We chew on our problems instead.
• What’s the best way to avoid office burnout? Don’t light a fire in the first place.
• Why did the office plant go to therapy? It felt potted.
• What’s a worker’s favorite yoga pose? Desk pose.
• What did the stressed-out computer do? It had a byte.
• Why do we meditate at work? To find inner peace in our inbox.
• Why did the coworker bring a ladder to work? He wanted to take his career to the next level.
• How do you know your office is healthy? The computers keep getting better bytes.
• Why did the office worker bring a blanket? He wanted to feel comfort in his work zone.

Family Work Humor

• Why did the family business thrive? Because it was a relative success!
• What did the work-from-home parent say to the child? “You’re hired!”
• Why did the parent bring their child to work? To teach them the family “business.”
• What did the child say to the working parent? “I’ve got your back, office!”
• What’s a family’s favorite business model? Parent-child hierarchy.
• Why did the child sit at the parent’s work desk? He wanted to chair the meeting.
• How do parents succeed in working from home? By managing their little resources.
• Why did the parent get a promotion? Because the children were on board.
• What’s a working parent’s favorite tool? A briefcase full of toys.
• Why did the child visit the parent at work? To check on the family’s stock options.

Creative Meeting Icebreakers

• If your day had a theme song, what would it be?
• Describe your current project using only three emojis.
• What would your job title be if it were brutally honest?
• Share a fact about yourself that’s not on your résumé.
• If your work attitude were a weather condition, what would it be today?
• What’s your spirit animal during team meetings?
• If you were a superhero at work, what would your power be?
• Share a funny GIF that describes your work week.
• If you could swap jobs with anyone in the office for a day, who would it be?
• What’s the most creative excuse you’ve heard for being late to a meeting?

Retirement and Farewell Jokes

• Welcome to retirement: Your new job is finding things to do!
• You know you’re retired when “sleeping in” means waking up at 6 AM.
• Farewell and good luck with the new position: Chief of Leisure Operations!
• Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working at living.
• They say retirement is the world’s longest coffee break. Enjoy!
• Goodbye tension, hello pension!
• What do retirees call a long lunch? Normal.
• Congratulations on your new job title: Full-Time Grandparent!
• Why did the retiree smile all the time? Because they couldn’t hear what you were saying!
• How do retirees spend their time? 50% napping, 50% trying to remember what they needed from the kitchen.

Weekend Countdown Humor

• Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
• Weekends are like rainbows; they look good from far away!
• What’s a weekend’s favorite dance move? The Friday night slide.
• Why are weekends like a refreshing beverage? They never last long enough.
• I’m not saying I live for the weekends, but I check for Fridays every day.
• Why do weekends go by faster than weekdays? They have more fun!
• What’s a weekend’s least favorite game? Hide and seek with Monday.
• Why did the weekend file a police report? It got robbed by Monday.
• If weekends were people, I’d hug them.
• What’s a weekend’s favorite word? Long.

Eco-Friendly Office Jokes

• Why did the office go green? To reduce its carbon footprint jokes.
• What did the eco-friendly coffee mug say? “I’m all about green energy!”
• Why did the environmentalist use a pencil? Because it was the most renewable resource.
• How do you write a green office memo? In environmentally friendly fonts.
• Why did the tree get a promotion? It had the right roots in the company.
• What’s a solar panel’s favorite work shift? The daylight shift.
• How do you know an office is eco-friendly? They recycle their jokes.
• Why did the wind turbine apply for a job? It wanted to be a big fan of the company.
• What did the office plant say to the environmentalist? “Leaf me alone during work hours.”
• Why do eco-friendly workers always carry a notebook? Because they don’t want to lose their green thoughts.

Using these funny work jokes will make you a favorite among your coworkers and bosses, and you won’t have to worry about going too far or getting in trouble for poor humor. The only thing you might be guilty of is telling corny jokes that elicit a few eye rolls and a smile.

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