200+ Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother (2024)

When we have brothers, we laugh together, we cry together, we may love him or we may hate him. But you always have to admit that your brother is always the best. We have these 200+ funny birthday wishes for you to surprise your brother.

Give him a day full of smiles and fun memories on his birthday. Celebrate this birthday with your brother, share the joy!

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Simple & Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

• Happy birthday from mom’s favorite! 🎉
• Older but no wiser, am I right bro! Happy birthday! 🎂
• Being my brother is the best birthday gift you could wish for. You’re welcome! 🎁
• Happy birthday, bro! I’d never miss an opportunity to point out you’re getting older! 🎈
• Everyone should have a brother like you. Then they’d understand what I put up with! 🤪
• Happy birthday to my handsome brother who reminds me a lot of myself! 🥳
• Growing up with a brother like you wasn’t easy, but I wouldn’t have chosen anyone else! 🎉
• Another trip around the sun, bro. You must be getting tired in your old age! ☀️
• Happy birthday to my crazy brother! Wishing you a weird and wonderful birthday! 🎉
• If having a younger brother has taught me anything, it would be patience. 🙄
• Happy birthday to a great role model! Not to me, but to somebody else I’m sure! 🎂
• Just because you’re getting older doesn’t mean you have to grow up, bro! 🎈
• A brother can also be a best friend. I wonder what that must be like! 👬
• I won’t make fun of your age today, brother. I’ll wait until tomorrow when you’re even older! 😜
• You can’t pick your family, which explains why I’m stuck with you! Happy birthday, big bro! 🎁
• With age comes experience, and you’ve mastered the art of being annoying! HBD! 🤣
• We spent a lot of time fighting growing up, bro. I guess some things never change! 🥊
• Bro, this birthday brings a sad fact: you can no longer party like you used to! 🎉
• Your birthday marks another year that I’ve put up with you for! 📆
• Happy birthday to mom and dad’s second favorite! Enjoy your day, bro! 🎉

Heartwarming Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

• There’s no one on the planet who loves and appreciates me for being me more than you. Thank you for being my safe space since birth. Happy born day, brother! 🎉
• You have always been in my corner and for that I’m forever grateful. I couldn’t have asked for a more amazing brother. Wishing you the best birthday yet! 🌟
• Dear brother, you’ve been the best role model anyone could ever have. I owe so much to you. From my admirable work ethic to my compassion. I learned from the best. Happy birthday, brother. 🎂
• The day you were born, I knew I would always have a built-in best friend. Thank you for being the greatest protector and BFF rolled into one. 💪
• Since the day you were born, I knew you were special. You continue to prove me right. Happy birthday, brother! 🎈
• Happy birthday to the guy who has always protected me even though I’m older than you! 🎊
• Thank you for being a shoulder I can always lean on no matter what. I love you so much. Happy birthday! 💖
• You’ve always been my biggest supporter. Wishing you the absolute best birthday, brother! 🎁
• Brothers are the greatest gift that anyone could ever have. I’m so grateful to have you in my life. Happy birthday! 🌠
• You’re one of the best parts of my life and I’m so proud to call you my brother. Wishing you a wonderful birthday. 👏
• You’re one of my biggest inspirations. Wishing you the best on your personal new year! 🎉
• As I look back on our lives, you’ve always been my biggest cheerleader. 📣

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Cute Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

• Happy birthday, bro! Remember, age is just a number—especially when you can’t remember it! 🎂
• Cheers to you on your special day, bro! Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone how old you really are! 🎉
• Happy birthday to the one who knows all my secrets! Consider your gift hush money! 🎁
• Wishing you a fantastic birthday, bro! You’re aging like fine cheese—moldy and stinky! 🧀
• Happy birthday, bro! Just a reminder that you’re now officially older than the internet! 🎈
• Here’s to another year of surviving with you! Happy birthday, bro! 🍻
• Happy birthday to the guy who still doesn’t know how to put the toilet seat down! 🚽
• Wishing you a hilarious birthday, bro! Don’t worry, I bought you a magnifying glass for your reading! 🔍
• Happy birthday, bro! May your day be filled with cake, candles, and questionable life choices! 🍰
• Cheers to you, bro! Another year of becoming your parents’ favorite! 🥂
• Happy birthday, bro! Don’t forget to save room for cake—and maybe a nap afterward! 💤
• Wishing you a birthday filled with surprises, bro! Just like your search history! 🎁
• Happy birthday to the master of dad jokes! May your day be as pun-derful as you! 🤣
• Here’s to the one who stole all my toys as a kid—happy birthday, bro! 🎈
• Happy birthday, bro! Just think, if you were a dog, you’d be ancient by now! 🐶
• Wishing you a day full of laughter and questionable decisions, bro! Happy birthday! 😄
• Cheers to you on your special day, bro! Let’s pretend we’re not counting the candles! 🎂
• Happy birthday to the man who taught me how to be a prankster! You’re the best, bro! 🎉

Funny Birthday Wishes for Elder Brother

• Happy Birthday to the only guy who can wear the ‘Big Brother’ title like a superhero cape – and sometimes trip over it. 🦸‍♂️
• To my big brother, who’s given me more noogies than life lessons – but I wouldn’t have it any other way. Happy Birthday! 🎂
• Happy Birthday, big bro! Remember, with age comes wisdom… or at least the illusion of it. 🎉
• Here’s to a brother who still thinks he’s a better dancer. Your moves are as old as you are now – ancient! 💃
• Brother, you’re like fine wine. You get more interesting with age, but today you just look older. Cheers! 🍷
• Big bro, you’re the only person I know who can wear nostalgia like a badge of honor. Happy Birthday! 🎖️
• Happy Birthday, big brother! May you never outgrow your love for video games and pizza parties. 🎮
• Happy Birthday! Remember, laughter is the best medicine – especially if your age is starting to show. 😄
• Big brother, you’re the proof that ‘mature’ is just a word. Keep living your best kid-at-heart life! 🧒
• Wishing a Happy Birthday to the guy who’s still convinced he can outsmart me. Keep dreaming, brother! 🤔
• May your birthday be as lively and amusing as our childhood fights over the remote control. 📺
• Happy Birthday to the brother who’s a legend in his own mind – and a goofball in mine. 🤪
• Brother, you’re the family’s original rebel. May your birthday be as unconventional as your life choices. 🎈
• To my big brother, whose age is now harder to hide than our childhood secrets. Happy Birthday! 🎁
• Wishing a fabulously funny birthday to the brother who thinks he’s still 21. Denial looks good on you! 🕶️

Funny Birthday Wishes for Little Brother

• Happy Birthday, little bro! May your cake be as sweet as the mischief we’ve gotten into and your presents as plentiful as our childhood adventures. 🎂
• Cheers to the brother who’s mastered the art of getting on my nerves and making me laugh, all at the same time. Happy Birthday! 🥂
• Happy Birthday to the guy who’s almost as awesome as the sister he was blessed with. Keep trying, little bro! 👫
• Happy Birthday, bro! I’d tell you to make a wish, but I assume it’s already been granted since you have me for a sibling. 🌟
• Happy Birthday to my brother, who has the unique talent of being both annoying and adorable at the same time. 🤪
• To the sibling who’s been riding shotgun on my life’s craziest adventures: Happy Birthday! Here’s to many more misadventures together. 🚗
• Happy Birthday, little brother! Just a heads-up, I totally didn’t spend all day picking out the perfect gift. It’s the thought that counts, right? 🎁
• Here’s to a brother who’s as unpredictable as the Wi-Fi signal in our parents’ house. Happy Birthday, and good luck with that connection! 📶
• Happy Birthday, bro! Just think, if you keep aging at this rate, you might catch up to me in wisdom by the time you’re 100. 🧠
• On your birthday, I just want to say thank you for all the times you’ve taken the blame for my mischief. You’re the real MVP, little brother. 🏆
• Happy Birthday to my little brother, who somehow manages to be both the pain in my neck and the light of my life. 💡

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Sarcastic Birthday Wishes For Brother

• Happy birthday, little brother. I hope this year you finally learn how to do your own laundry.
• Congratulations on another year of being the sibling I’m stuck with. May your day be as delightful as a root canal.
• Happy birthday, big bro. May your day be filled with as much joy and happiness as a dentist appointment.
• Here’s to another year of being the family’s resident pain in the neck. May your birthday be as pleasant as a root canal.
• Happy birthday to the sibling who never fails to drive me crazy. May your day be as lovely as a traffic jam.
• Congratulations on another year of being the brother I love to hate. May your birthday be as delightful as a trip to the DMV.
• Happy birthday to the one person who always knows how to get under my skin. May your day be as enjoyable as a colonoscopy.
• Here’s to another year of being the most annoying brother around. May your birthday be as pleasant as a toothache.
• Happy birthday to the sibling who always knows how to push my buttons. May your day be as lovely as a trip to the dentist.
• Congratulations on another year of being the family’s resident headache. May your birthday be as enjoyable as a flat tire.
• Happy birthday to the one person who always knows how to ruin a good time. May your day be as delightful as a trip to the DMV.
• Here’s to another year of being the most aggravating brother around. May your birthday be as pleasant as a root canal.
• Happy birthday to the sibling who always knows how to get on my nerves. May your day be as lovely as a hangnail.
• Congratulations on another year of being the family’s resident pain in the butt. May your birthday be as enjoyable as a paper cut.
• Happy birthday to the one person who always manages to make me lose my cool. May your day be as delightful as a flat tire.
• Here’s to another year of being the most irritating brother around. May your birthday be as pleasant as a trip to the DMV.
• Happy birthday to the sibling who always knows how to rain on my parade. May your day be as lovely as a Monday morning.
• Congratulations on another year of being the family’s resident thorn in my side. May your birthday be as enjoyable as a root canal.
• Happy birthday to the one person who always knows how to drive me up the wall. May your day be as delightful as a trip to the dentist.
• Here’s to another year of being the most frustrating brother around. May your birthday be as pleasant as a traffic jam.

Savage Birthday Wishes For Brother

• Happy birthday, bro. I hope you know I only tolerate you because we share the same DNA.
• Congratulations on another year of mediocrity. Maybe next year you’ll finally accomplish something worth celebrating.
• Happy birthday to the sibling who constantly disappoints me. May your day be as forgettable as you are.
• Here’s to another year of being the least successful sibling. May your birthday be as lacklustre as your accomplishments.
• Happy birthday to the brother who always falls short. May your day be as disappointing as your life choices.
• Congratulations on another year of being the family’s biggest disappointment. May your birthday be as underwhelming as your achievements.
• Happy birthday to the sibling who always manages to come in last place. May your day be as forgettable as your existence.
• Here’s to another year of being the black sheep of the family. May your birthday be as unremarkable as your personality.
• Happy birthday to the brother who never quite lives up to expectations. May your day be as mundane as your accomplishments.
• Congratulations on another year of being the family’s biggest letdown. May your birthday be as lackluster as your life.
• Happy birthday to the sibling who constantly falls short of greatness. May your day be as unimpressive as your failures.
• Here’s to another year of being the family’s resident loser. May your birthday be as uneventful as your accomplishments.
• Happy birthday to the brother who always manages to disappoint. May your day be as unremarkable as your existence.
• Congratulations on another year of being the family’s biggest failure. May your birthday be as dull as your achievements.
• Happy birthday to the sibling who never quite measures up. May your day be as mediocre as your life choices.
• Here’s to another year of being the family’s punching bag. May your birthday be as unimpressive as your personality.
• Happy birthday to the brother who always comes in last. May your day be as forgettable as your existence.
• Congratulations on another year of being the family’s biggest disgrace. May your birthday be as dull as your life.
• Happy birthday to the sibling who constantly falls short. May your day be as unremarkable as your failures.
• Here’s to another year of being the least successful sibling. May your birthday be as underwhelming as your accomplishments.

Touching Birthday Wishes for Your Brother

• On this day, a special person came into this world, and I’m so grateful.
• Sending you a birthday wish wrapped with all my love.
• Happy birthday to my first best friend.
• Happy birthday! You amaze me more and more with each passing day!
• I hope you know how much you’re loved, today and every day. Happy birthday, bro.
• You’ve grown so much in the last year, and I’m so proud of you. Here’s to many more years of growing up together.
• Happy birthday to the most thoughtful brother I could ask for.
• I feel so lucky that we got to grow up together. Happy birthday to my first-ever friend.
• Happy birthday to someone who makes the world a better, brighter place to be.
• There’s pretty much nothing I wouldn’t do for you, and I know you feel the same. Happy birthday!
• I’ve never known a life without you and boy am I grateful for that. Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to the guy who’s always there to pick me up when times get tough. Love you lots!
• Thanks for sharing your goofy sense of humor and big heart with the rest of us.
• My birthday wish is that you get every good thing you deserve this year.
• I hope you see yourself the way I see you: smart, thoughtful, strong, and hilarious.
• I know it’s been a tough year. Here’s to a brand new one!
• There’s a reason the universe dropped lil ole you into my life kiddo. Happy birthday!
• You approach life in a way that makes every single day a celebration. But let’s make today’s *extra* special!
• Happy birthday to someone who taught me everything I know about golf / cooking / vintage record players / whatever your brother is really into
• Here’s hoping every single one of your birthday wishes comes true this year.
• Although I’m not there to celebrate with you in person, I’m sending you all the good vibes for your birthday!
• We may not live under the same roof anymore, but don’t worry, I’ll always keep annoying you from afar!

Birthday Wishes for Your Brother-In-Law

• Happy birthday to the only person I would have allowed to marry my sister/brother.
• Happy birthday! I’m so glad you married [sibling], because I really needed someone who would complain about her/him with me.
• I’m so grateful you’re part of our family now. You’re just the addition we needed.
• I’m so grateful for the joy that you bring to [sibling]. Happy Birthday.
• We may not have grown up together, but it feel like you’ve always been apart of the family. Happy Birthday!

Bonus: Funny Birthday Quotes for Brother

• “Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.” — Marc Brown
• “I can’t promise to solve all your problems but I can promise you won’t have to face them alone.” — Anonymous
• “You don’t get to choose your siblings. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.” – Desmond Tutu
• “There’s no other love like the love for a brother. There’s no other love like the love from a brother.” – Astrid Alauda
• “Life isn’t about your age. Life is about living. So when your birthday comes, be thankful for the year that has just past and anticipate with a happy heart what the coming year will bring.” –Catherine Pulsifer
• “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw

Conclusion

Explore our extensive collection of humorous birthday wishes, tailored to suit every taste and personality. You’re sure to find the perfect message that resonates with your brother’s unique sense of humor here! Whether he appreciates witty one-liners, clever puns, or playful sarcasm, we’ve got you covered. Choose a birthday greeting that will not only tickle his funny bone but also make his special day truly unforgettable. Let your brother know just how much he means to you by selecting a message that reflects the laughter and joy he brings into your life.

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