168+ Dark Humor Pick Up Lines To Level Up Your Charm

Having a crush may be both exciting and confusing. You’re delighted to chat with them but worried about how they’ll reply. If you find yourself in this circumstance, coming up with dark humor pick up lines will help you start a conversation. Not everyone like dark humor because it makes light of controversial things. However, if you are one of the few people who appreciates black comedy, here are some dark humor pick up lines to use on someone who shares your interest.

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Classic Dark Humor Pick Up Lines

If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Are you a cemetery? Because I’m dying to bury my feelings for you.
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and I’m starting to enjoy it.
If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
Hey girl, do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Is your love life a horror movie? Because I’m dying to be your leading scream.
Is your heart a haunted house party? Because I’m dying to join in and dance to the beat of your spooky charm.
My penis got stung by a bee, can you suck out the poison?
Looking at you in that top reminds me that I need to buy milk.
Let’s go out but you should wear something you don’t mind getting bloody.
What handcuff size are you?
I think they only way to improve that outfit is to throw it on my floor.
My contact fell out, could I use my hands to read your shirt?
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Do you have a twin? Because you just doubled my heart rate.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You like poetry? How’d you like to see my Longfellow?
Are you a doctor because my one-eyed friend needs to see an optometrist.
I’ve got a magic weather stick that can find things that are wet.
I might be a vegan but I’m craving your meat.
I’m sorry you have a sore throat. Want something to suck on?
You don’t feel good? I have a special thermometer you could use.
I bet you look good in rope.
I don’t want to brag but I’m an organ donor. Can I put my first donation in you?
Wanna go on a picnic? I’ll bring the hot dog, you bring the bun.
Can I exploit your natural resources?
I don’t want to blow it with you, but you can.
Merry Christmas! Wanna visit the North Pole?
I think my fly is falling for you.
How lucky for you, I’m giving away free mustache rides tonight.
I can’t wait to see you naked. In person this time.

Dark Humor Pick Up Lines to Say to A Girl

Hey, are you a haunted house? Cause I’m ready to scream in pleasure while going through you.
Is your name Jack? Because you’re nimble at dark humour, and I’m quick to laugh.
I may be a serial dater, but I promise not to kill your love life.
Well, you should see what THIS bat can do in the dark!
Are you a school playground? Because I would shoot kids in you.
Are you a microwaved pizza roll? Because you’re hot, and I’m afraid to touch you.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings. Let’s go on a knife outing soon.
You must be a serial killer because I can’t help but chase after you.
I wish I could be your bathwater. So I can slither all around your nooks and crevices.
If you were a vampire, I’d let you consume my blood anytime. But coffee first?
Are you a bad girl? Because I’d like to take you to my room and teach you a lesson or two.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But, I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey. I can eat you though.
Are you a thunderstorm? Because you’ve electrified my twisted desires.
Are you a roller coaster? Because I want to ride you even though you make me scream.
Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you are the one I want in my life.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found. Come, let me be the found daddy to your kids.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a sign that says ‘Free Hugs, but with a twist’?
If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence without parole, but I’d gladly be your cellmate.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you, and I’m willing to pay the price.
Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile—and then wonder what filter would make this moment even more twisted.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, and I’d be the dark humor gardener tending to your patch.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple, and I’d be the dark humor fruit ninja slicing through clichés.
Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud, unexpected, and I can’t help but feel a spark when you’re around.”
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity, and I’d be the dark humor clock counting down the seconds until our next twisted joke.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere. Let’s drive together.
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera. Be the one that makes me quit singlehood.
I hope you didn’t choke on a light bulb because your chest is all flashy.

Dark Humor Pick Up Lines Tinder

Do you have Instagram? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Do you have a death wish? Because you take my breath away.
If you were a zombie, I’d let you eat my heart out.
Do you like sleeping? Me too, we should do it together sometime. I may be a serial dater, but I promise not to kill your love life.
Are you a horror movie? Because you make my heart race.
Are you a WiFi router? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Are you an artist? You’re really good at drawing me in.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
You must be Catwoman cause the Dark Knight Rises.
Is your daddy a baker? Because you got some nice buns.
Are you a shark? Cos, I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Are you an executioner? Because every time I look at you, I lose my head.
Well, you should see what THIS bat can do in the dark!
Are you a microwaved pizza roll? Because you’re hot, and I’m afraid to touch you.
I’m having trouble thinking straight. All the blood from my brain has been drained to give me a boner.
What’s the difference between a jet and a boner? I don’t have a jet.
If you ever want to have the first kid, you will get in bed with me.
Are you a time traveller? Because I can see you in my future.
I can see our future. We are destined to be married.
I wish I could be your bathwater. So I can slither all around your books and crevices.
Hi, I came to talk to you following the instructions of the voices in my head.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me.
OOOOOh, baby, you must have wished upon a star cause today is your lucky day!
Is your name Dracula? Because I’d let you take a bite out of me.
Hey, are you a haunted house? Cause I’m ready to scream in pleasure while going through you.
You look so familiar…did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Are we at a funeral? Because I’m dead for you. If you were a zombie, I’d let you eat my heart out.

Cute Dark Pick Up Lines

If beauty were sunlight, you’d be a black hole, pulling me in with your irresistible gravity.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, and it’s starting to feel like a haunted maze.
If you were a book, you’d be a bestseller in the mystery genre. Every page leaves me wanting more.
If you were a star, you’d be the brightest in the night sky. You guide lost souls like me with your radiant glow.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my thoughts, and I can’t seem to exorcize you from my mind.
Your smile is like a light switch. It turns on a radiant glow that brightens even the darkest of days.
If you were a puzzle, you’d be the most challenging yet rewarding one, with every piece fitting perfectly into my heart.
Are you a vampire? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams all night.
If you were a movie, you’d be a captivating thriller. You keep me on the edge of my seat with every twist and turn.
Hey girl, are you a fire? Because you’re burning up my mind with your smoldering presence.
If you were a painting, you’d be a masterpiece, with every brushstroke capturing the depth and beauty of your soul.
Do you have a magnet in your heart? Because I’m irresistibly drawn to you.
If you were a flower, you’d be a rare and enchanting bloom.
Are you a diamond? Because you’re rare and precious, and I want to show you off.
If you were a scent, you’d be a mix of mystery and allure, leaving me intoxicated with every whiff.
Do you have a GPS? Because I’m lost in your eyes, and I don’t want to find my way out.
If you were a secret, you’d be the kind that’s too tempting not to share, yet too precious to reveal.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
If you were a dream, you’d be the kind that feels so real, I never want to wake up.
Is there a map leading to your heart? I’m lost in your charm, and I never want to find my way out.
Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, even when I’m lost for words.
If you were a song, you’d be a haunting melody that lingers in my mind, playing on repeat.
Are you a candle? Because you light up my life, even in the darkest of times.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you, and I might need stitches.
Are you a fan of Batman? Because when I’m with you, my ‘dark knight rises’ in all the right ways.

Dark Humor Pick Up Lines for Him

I must be an archaeologist because I need to examine your large bone.
Are you a rope by any chance? Because I would hang with you.
Is your love a ghost story? Because it’s hauntingly handsome.
Are you a tombstone? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
What genre of music do you like? Why not heavy metal? I can make you learn how to scream.
How are you not tired? You’ve been engaged in a naked marathon in my mind all day.
Do you have a death wish? Because you take my breath away.
Are you the sunset? Because you are my only hope before the darkness.
Is your name Medusa? Because looking into your eyes turns me to stone.
I hope you can do CPR because you just took my breath away.
Is your heart a haunted house? Because I want to explore its mysteries.
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier. Will you be mine?
Is your name Hannibal? Because I can’t resist your appetite for unconventional romance.
I dream of enjoying you just as I do my coffee. I seal it in an airtight bag and then put it in a freezer for maximum enjoyment.
You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example. Let’s be bad examples together.
Wow! I could never have guessed you look way better in person than what I have been seeing through my telescope.
Are you a toaster? It’s so hot, and I would love to get in the bathtub with you. Never break someone’s heart, they only have one of those. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them. I will break you if you do not become mine.
I know why you are so tired. It is because you have been running naked all day in my mind.

Sweet Dark Humor Pick up Lines

If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence without parole, but I’d gladly be your cellmate.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you, and I’m willing to pay the price.
Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I smile—and then wonder what filter would make this moment even more twisted.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber, and I’d be the dark humor gardener tending to your patch.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple, and I’d be the dark humor fruit ninja slicing through clichés.
Are you a fire alarm? Because you’re loud, unexpected, and I can’t help but feel a spark when you’re around.”
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity, and I’d be the dark humor clock counting down the seconds until our next twisted joke.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Are you a twisted rom-com? Because spending time with you, I surely enjoy watching
If you were a steak, you’d be well-done, and I’d be the dark humor chef serving up compliments with a side of sarcasm.
Hey baby, are you a vampire? Because you’ve got all the blood rushing to my head, and I’m loving every dark and twisted moment of it.

Flirty Dark Humor Pick up Lines

Is it hot in here, or is it just our chemistry?
If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass seduction.
If beauty were a crime, you’d be drop-dead gorgeous and I’d gladly do the time.
I must be a snowflake, because I’ve *fallen for you hard.
Cutie pie, are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
Are you an iron rod? Because you’ve shattered my crush break with your magnetic charm.
Are you a math problem? Because you’ve got me in trouble thinking straight, and I’m loving every equation.
Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Is your name Earl Grey? Because you’re a hot-tea.
Are you a time traveler? Because I can’t imagine my future without you.

Dirty Dark Humor Pick up Lines

Hey baby, is your heart a graveyard? Because I want to bury myself in your love.
Do you have a license for those curves? Because you’re driving me crazy.
Are you a thunderstorm? Because you make my heart race and my body tremble.
Is your love a curse? Because I’m willing to be haunted by you forever.
Is your smile a trap? Because I’m willing to fall into it over and over again.
Are you a dark alley? Because I want to explore your hidden corners.
Is your touch a spell? Because it feels like magic every time you’re near.
Is your laugh a siren’s call? Because I’m drawn to it like a sailor to the rocks.
Hey baby, are you a secret passage? Because I want to uncover all your mysteries.
Are you a forbidden fruit? Because I can’t resist taking a bite.
Is your kiss a poison? Because I’m willing to risk it all for a taste.
Are you a dark forest? Because I want to wander through your depths.

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